infalliblelilies:

And then Satan said, β€œLet there be incomplete fanfiction on the internet.”

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To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.

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octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.

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yzma:

I’m logging out forever
lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

cocaina-y-caviar:

Dicen que las niΓ±as nalgonas son las mas bonitas.

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